The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Melick III

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.

Type: Bizarro
Heat: I'm not even going there. Naughty bits are touched though.
Rating: 3 out of 5

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So your hoo-ha is haunted. *slow blink* That kitty's done got the funk. That vajayjay's been good on and vajazzled. *nods* Yes loves. Haunted. Like there's a skeleton up in there haunted. What the devil is a girl to do?!! This is no job for a mere dildo shaped cross to 'cast the spirits out!' The horrors! Nopes...the only logical thing...lube up that boyfriend and send him right on up in there to go spelunking in your snatch. O.o

Pet to the Tentacle Monsters! by Lilia Ford

It’s been more than twelve years since the alien invasion wiped out much of the human population and forced those who were left into Refugee Communes. As far as Benji Tucker is concerned, a life devoted to bare survival is boring as hell. But when a stupid prank threatens to bring disaster down on the entire commune, the Galactic Enforcers show up and announce Benji is now eligible for adoption—by the invaders!

He wakes in a plain white cell to find three very different monsters determined to make him their pet.

Warning: Adult Readers Only. Contains plenty of hot, non-consensual tentacle action, including but not limited to tentacle spanking, tentacle gagging, and tentacle-sex. Quite separately, it also contains an adorable pink-rainbow-sparkle tentacle monster. Those who dislike adorable pink rainbow sparkles or hot tentacle action should definitely not read this book.

Type: Weird Fuckery
Heat: 2 out of 5? Tentacles do see some action but not all that hot
Rating: 1 out of 5 not so enthusiastic stars

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Yall know I am not one to turn down a spot of weird fuckery so when Sheri over at For the Love of Bookends pointed Pet to the Tentacle Monsters! out to me my immediate response was hell yeah! I am ALL over that! lol Tentacle porn? Why the hell not, right?!

Cum for Bigfoot (Cum for Bigfoot #1) by Virginia Wade

If you go into the woods today…

On a week long outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them.

This story contains oral sex, fingering, forced consent, penetration with a large object, and ménage à trois. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult 18+ (uh yeah don't think so, they wouldn't need a parent chaperon to go on a trip if they were 18+ *rolls eyes*)

Type: Paranormal, novella
Heat: 3 out of 5 hairy bastards
Rating: 1.5 out of 5

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*Pinches bridge of nose* Damn me and my pervy fucking ass. I just. Wave a bit of weird fuckery in my face and I just. I can't say no. And damn it all but I seriously need some brain bleach after Cum for Bigfoot. Yes. Cum. For. Bigfoot. Because dino porn and haunted vaginas weren't enough for me... bigfoot porn.

Soooo, lets have a little break down shall we?

Passion of the T-Rex by Natalie Black

Lura is unsatisfied with life in her tribe and continually dreams of exploring the great unknown. However, the alpha male, Shac, wants to make her his wife, something Lura dreads with every fiber of her being.

But one night, a T-Rex attacks the camp and he carries Lura off to a secluded part of the world, and she discovers sensations and desires that she never knew she had. With her eyes opening to an entire new world of pleasure and delights, Lura knows that things can never be the same again...

Warning: This is a tale of beast sex. This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother's erotica. All of the sexual descriptions found in this book are very explicit in nature. It's not suitable for someone under 18 years of age. Read at your own risk...or delight.

Type: Short Story--dino lovin'
Heat: 2.5 out of 5
Rating: 1.5 out of 5 (and only because it made me laugh)

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Damn me and my curiosity. *hangs head* It gets me into all kinds of weird fuckery. Amputation fetishes, haunted vaginas--uh, yeah you read that one right, a haunted hoohoo--fire play, cock rings with teeth. So dinosaur 'erotica'? Bitch, please. I can so handle a little dino lovin. ::snort:: Yeah, I just read dino-porn, er, erotica. LOL