"Tasty" Delights-- The "oh hell" edition...

Tasty Delights and Dazzling Disasters is all about playing in the kitchen and having some fun.

I'll share my delights or my disasters. Yall feel free to join in and create your own posts, share your favorite recipes, what have you. 

When the burner of soup...burns soup! 

So, it's 833pm on Monday night and I've got nothing for Tasty Tuesday and I am wiped from the time change and doing an overnight shift at our USO then working so I thought well let me show them some of my "oh hell" moments. *fluffs hair* Yep. I've got...skills.

Welcome to my kitchen. It's, um, not at it's best in this one. lol

Yall know petit fours right? Those tiny little cake bites from hell? Okay so not their official name but after my attempt to make the bastards (resulting in my kitchen looking like this), 12 hours work and only getting 6 of them even halfway presentable they earned a good *fist shake* and a muttered fucking petit fours from hell! I won't even look at them in the store. It was bad people. Real bad. My friends bless their hearts ate them, smiled and said how they weren't bad then about died from the sugar overload.

*this was taken mid break for a little dinner (a veggie burger) lol*

::snort:: This one went real well ;) I went on a waffle craze a little bit back. Made some cinnamon roll waffles that turned out decent. So thought I'd try hash browns in it too. Pinterest is evil by the way. That's where I saw this one and man it looked easy. My hash browns didn't want to...brown. They wouldn't stick together either. They smelled good and man was that torture getting to sniff em but not eat em. 

So maybe it's just breakfast items! I saw this one on Pinterest too. Okay so basically you crack your egg and cook it with either an onion or green pepper boarder. Supposed to be easy. I'm on my 8th attempt. ::snort:: I've found a way to cook the egg all the way through on I think attempt 3 but darn if I can keep the slippery bastards in their veggie boarders. 

They may look kinda cute but Sweet Mary they are not so good. These are quick cake balls where you use cake mix add a couple things and in 5 minutes they are supposed to be delicious little treats. 

They. Aren't. The pups wouldn't even eat them. Bwhaha. 

And damn blast it was another Pinterest find. lol

LOL When cake tin greasing goes awry mini pineapple cakes die. I really can't remember if this one was the result of it having been too greased and I forgot and dropped him or if I'd forgotten to grease the pan and the flopped out all in bits. He was good whichever way it was! 

Okay. So that's the one's that have gone oh so wrong. lol. I definitely earn my soup burner status on occasion  So, what's your biggest disaster? Have any good ones?  

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